Dear KMAG: 20191206 Open Thread

Welcome to the OPEN THREAD! With the decorations up, this weekend, it’s time to wrap the presents. Yes, these are photos from our attic, master-wrap-center, AKA Southern Regional Distribution Center for the North Pole. Grab the scissors and tape!

This Justice Is Coming December open thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA / KAG! / KMAG world.

Please feel free to comment. We have a new policy, starting 20191110. Keep it SOMEWHAT civil. Our rules began with the civility of the Old Treehouse, later to become the Wolverinian Empire, except of course that Q discussion is not only allowed but encouraged, and speech is considerably freer in other ways. Please feel free to argue and disagree with the board owner, as nicely as possible.

Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven.

We have a new board – actually a new SITE – called The U Tree – where people can take each other to the woodshed without fear of censorship or moderation. NOT HERE. This board will remain a REFUGE for those who need civility, either some or all of the time.

Please keep the President, his family and team in your thoughts and prayers. If you run into the President, SPEAK THE FIVE WORDS BOLDLY. “I AM PRAYING FOR YOU!

Time to —– DRAIN THE SWAMP

Our movement

Is about replacing

A failed

And CORRUPT

Political establishment

With a new government controlled

By you, the American People.

Candidate Donald J. Trump

Also remember Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

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677 thoughts on “Dear KMAG: 20191206 Open Thread

      1. I’m sure I would, but my specialty used to be wrapping “mutant presents”. For instance, if I were giving someone an 11″ skillet…..I’d have to take it out of the box, because presents in boxes are boring. But that would leave a disk with a handle, which is a bit of a tell. If you’re going to have a skillet, though, you very well might use a couple of wooden stirring sticks……so if you put one across the pan at right angles, but asymmetrically, so it sticks out mostly on one side. Then, the other can go diagonally from the edge of the pan up to the handle. Now, wrap it up like it’s supposed to be this way.

        As far as the recipient can tell, it might as well be Sputnik.

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        1. 👋 hi Wheatie!!! It’s good to see you too!! Wow….it’s gonna be time soon for opinions, support for the administration, and the election. Looking forward to being well enough to come post over here every now and then. 🤗

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  1. Pelosi’s remarks after trying and failing to impeach PTrump with Muh Russia, obstruction, pay for play, bribery, malfeasance in office, mentally unfit, and jaywalking:

    Remember back in Obama’s day
    When we had it all our way?
    The courts and judges were on our side.
    No one could ever stem that tide!

    But we lost anyhow and so when
    The days just got worse all since then,
    Our campaigns became a total grind.
    We’ve gone completely out of our minds.

    And . . .

    They’re coming to take us away, Ha-ha
    They’re coming to take us away, Ho-ho
    Hee-hee-haa-haa
    To lovely Cuba on the bay
    Where we’ll live life the GITMO way
    In little cells in concrete dorms
    With stern young men in uniforms and
    They’re coming to take us away, ha-ha!

    We did our time, we collected our dues,
    We got filthy rich, we cannot lose.
    We’ll use the voters, they’ll believe our lies.
    We have to win, ‘cause we own the spies.

    It doesn’t look good, I think we’re done,
    We’ve nowhere to hid and we can’t run.
    But the people like Orange Man Bad
    And now we’ve gone utterly mad.

    And . . .

    They’re coming to take us away, ha-ha,
    They’re coming to take us away, ho-ho,
    hee hee, haa haa
    To our happy home on Cuba’s shore
    Where we can’t plot anymore
    And Tribunal Courts to try our crimes
    And cells with bars to do our time
    And they’re coming to take us away, ha-hahaha…

    We played the game and made our bundle.
    We were on top, no need to be humble.
    We sold out our country every day
    No rules for us, we did it our way.

    We cheated and lied to stop PTrump;
    But we failed, now we’re the chumps.
    They judged us traitors because of our coup
    And now it’s time to pay our dues

    And . . .

    They’re coming to take us away, Ha-ha
    They’re coming to take us away, Ho-ho
    Hee-hee-haa-haa
    To hard, bare cells for many long years
    Bad dreams at night and daytime fears
    Orange jump suits and lousy food
    And lot’s of time to think how we’re screwed
    And they’re coming to take us away, ha-hahaha…

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  2. So, Turley — a leftie who didn’t vote for Trump, but who gave testimony calling for sanity, has been deluged by the unhinged left who are calling for his scalp and threatening his safety — https://www.foxnews.com/politics/jonathan-turley-threatening-messages-testimony-opposing-trump-impeachment . Quelle surprise.

    Maybe he should buy a gun to protect his home and family, and put in some range time to learn how to use it correctly (and legally). Even better, he should also train his wife and four children to safely handle and use firearms so as not to be a single point of failure when their safety is concerned. After all, when danger threatens within seconds, law enforcement is only minutes away…..

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      1. Have 2 rabid male liberals in our circle of friends….believe me, both have guns!
        BTW, almost every Liberal Democrat we know today were all career union members…a little brain-washing, you think?

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    1. wolfmoon1776
      6 Dec, 2019 at 00:21
      “JUSTICE IS COMING DECEMBER”

      (You’ll be alone each and every night)
      (While you’re away we’ll be doing alright)
      There’ll be justice in December
      There’ll be justice before the year is through
      Here you are, trying to sell out our nation
      But a gray bar vacation
      Is taking you away

      Well, do your hard time
      But remember
      There is danger
      During every day you live
      Will you be there next December
      Or be put down with a hidden shiv?

      (Do your hard time, but remember)
      (There is danger in every day you live)
      Will you be there next December
      Or be put down with a hidden shiv?

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      1. WHY do you think Hillary’s Foundation got the MOST donations from the Ukraine ($10 Million)???

        You don’t think that was THEIR MONEY do you?

        Hunter’s million + was just the Biden’s transfer fee.

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  3. Trigger Warning: the article is in The Atlantic, but it seems to me to be apolitical, unless there is something hidden in there I didn’t see. Interesting piece about the solar probe and it’s findings about the sun.

    “For a little NASA spacecraft, the weather outside is frightful.

    The Parker Solar Probe is on a mission toward the sun. The spacecraft has been exposed to scorching temperatures and intense sunlight as it draws closer with every loop around. Eventually, Parker will glide through the star’s outer atmosphere and feel the toastiness of nearly 2 million degrees Fahrenheit (more than 1 million degrees Celsius)…..”

    https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2019/12/parker-solar-probe-nasa-sun/602962/

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    1. Well, you see how it works is that the man-made CO2 on earth is making the earth hotter so that heat bleeds off more into space and gets sucked up by the sun where it causes all kinds of disruptions in the solar atmosphere, you know, solar flares, huge sunspots and coronal holes and, and, and WE”RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF THE CO2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          1. Rodney Short 6 Dec, 2019 at 01:13
            He so bad King Kong won’t even mess with him.

            Well, the Mall part of D.C.
            Is the corrupt part of town
            And if you go down there
            You better just beware
            Or PTrump’ll put you down
            Now PTrump more than trouble
            You see he stand ’bout six foot three
            All those DC ladies call him “President”
            All the men they call him “Sir”
            He’s big trouble for those Dimm clowns
            The baddest man in the whole damn town
            Badder than old King Kong
            And meaner than a junkyard dog

            Now PTrump he no slacker
            And he know how politic goes
            And if you run up agin him
            He’ll bust you in the nose
            He got a Cadillac armored car
            He got a 747 too
            He got a 38 gun in his pocket full a fun
            And he know what to do
            He’s big trouble for those Dimm clowns
            The baddest man in the whole damn town
            Badder than old King Kong
            And meaner than a junkyard dog

            Well Friday ’bout a week ago
            PTrump doin’ work
            And at the edge of her sanity
            Sat a hag named Pelosi
            And oh that hag’s a jerk
            Well he cast his eyes upon her
            And the trouble soon began
            Pelosi mumbled and chewed her tongue
            And fouled up her master plan
            He’s big trouble for those Dimm clowns
            The baddest man in the whole damn town
            Badder than old King Kong
            And meaner than a junkyard dog

            Well Pelosi took to lyin’
            About PTrump with her coup
            So PTrump opened some whoop ass
            And Pelosi was done and through
            He’s big trouble for those Dimm clowns
            The baddest man in the whole damn town
            Badder than old King Kong
            And meaner than a junkyard dog
            He’s big trouble for those Dimm clowns
            The baddest man in the whole damn town
            Badder than old King Kong
            And meaner than a junkyard dog
            Yeah he was badder than old King Kong
            And meaner than a junkyard dog.

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  4. NOTE: Edited a few times to include as much info as possible.

    If anybody is following the “nuclear incident” in Columbus Ohio, this needs to be investigated as CIA propaganda. Note that it happened right after Secretary Perry left DOE. Deep State LOVES to do this shit exactly like this at the interregnums. Ridiculous. HEADS SHOULD ROLL at CIA.

    Now – for starters – NO REAL INCIDENT. It sounds like the guy is either totally nuts, or was trying to build a homemade device of some kind, like a particle accelerator (early primitive ones are not hard to make – remember what a TV or CRT actually is).

    But anyway – NO PROBLEM. It was a HOAX – a SCARE.

    Here are the details from FAKE NEWS:

    https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/several-crews-on-the-scene-of-a-fire-in-northwest-columbus

    This incident happened in the exact district of an Ohio State Senator, Stephanie Kunze, who is being heavily targeted over the post-passage disposition of a bill which the DEMS / CHINA / GREENIES characterize as a “nuclear bailout”, and which the MAGA forces characterize as JOBS and CHEAP ENERGY. Guess where REAL RUSSIA is on it, too.

    Yup. Can’t make this up.

    Twitter THREAD.

    EDIT:

    Twitter is really hiding this shit. Jordan likely can’t see it. People may have to tweet it at him. Twucking Fitter.

    Here are the tweets.

    SECOND EDIT – Added Tweet:

    OK – I was out of the loop on this. I still thought the bill hadn’t passed, because they were still fighting like cats and dogs over this thing. NO – the bill has actually made it past HOUSE, SENATE and even DeWine’s desk, but you would never know it. The Dems and the media are acting like it can still be stopped. And they are STILL trying desperately to stop it! (CHYYNNA can be pretty harsh when money is on the line). So here is an article from back in OCTOBER that saw things heating up into the end of the year and 2020.

    YUP. This is it. The DEMS are not taking YES for an answer.

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    1. I saw a “Breaking News” tweet about it, a couple of hours ago.

      But I didn’t know if it was fake news or what.
      Haven’t seen anything else about it…not on twitter or national news.

      Was there really an explosion at a nuclear power plant?

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      1. Not. It’s nothing. There is definitely no freaking “nuclear plant”.

        There is a DUDE who MAY have been building a homemade electronic device in his basement or garage, and got Nervous Nellie about it.

        As nearly as I can tell, it’s a CRAZY PERSON WHO CALLED 911 about imaginary burns or something. They evacuated 40 surrounding houses (smack in the middle of Stephanie Kunze’s district, of course) just to be sure.

        This is election interference of the most blatant kind.

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        1. “Not. It’s nothing. There is definitely no freaking “nuclear plant”.

          There is a DUDE who MAY have been building a homemade electronic device in his basement or garage, and got Nervous Nellie about it.”

          ____________

          It looked a lot like a DeLorean…

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      2. Here is a link to that Breaking News item:

        https://newsbreakinglive.com/2019/12/05/breaking-bomb-squad-investigating-report-of-a-possible-small-nuclear-reactor-inside-a-garage-in-columbus-ohio/

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          1. No – not IMHO. I think this was an easy-peasy propaganda job.

            The guy was likely under surveillance for some reason. Need to find out more about WHO HE IS – said he was “ex-military”, but not necessarily US military. Plenty of ChiCom and Ruskie ex-mil floating around the US now, sad to say.

            But the bottom line is that he was under surveillance, maybe loony, maybe helped along in that regard (very easy). Very easy for an informant to ratchet him up on some kind of fears (their standard M.O. – read my post on Red Flag Poster Boy), so he calls 911 and goes into the system.

            All they need is a hot tip to the media and it’s a done deal.

            Nothing fancy – whatever informants are involved in the process retain the mess.

            Pure politicization of LE and IC.

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              1. Coffee solves more in one morning than Democrats did in their entire history! LOL!!!
                😉

                Yup. The Soviet Democrats politicize EVERYTHING they come into contact with. It’s in their nature. Sadly, I’ve seen too much of it.

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        1. I believe our news media with their irresponsible reporting on this, are the ones who used the term
          quantum physics generator. This is the information from the Fire Chief and what the man actually said.
          I’m pretty sure he has mental problems. Local news interviewing neighbors and one said she hoped he got the help he needs. The following is from local TV article:

          Fire officials said the words the man used in the call were “alpha ray and particle accelerator,” leading to concerns over radiation. The man allegedly said he had radiofrequency burns.

          “There was a lot of terminology and words that we don’t know if they were very scientific high-level words or gibberish,” Martin said. “Not really knowing what exactly we were dealing with, life safety is always paramount. We wanted to take it as slow and safe as we could – that was the importance of it. We are very happy that it turned out to be nothing, but we were also prepared for it to be something.”

          The man and his garage were checked for radiation and other potentially hazardous materials but nothing of concern was found. Crews only found items for some sort of project.

          According to Columbus Fire, the man who called 911 will undergo a mental evaluation at the hospital. We’re told he’s in his 20s or 30s.

          Also, regarding the location of where this occurred Wolfmoon, this is more middle class area of Columbus.
          I have a sister-in-law that lives around there.

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          1. Thanks for that. Looks like mixed demographics in that district from lower middle class to upper upper middle class and beyond – some pretty pricey stuff located not far away in her district.

            Sounds like he was trying to build a tabletop accelerator, and was afraid he’d gotten microwave or X-ray burns.

            “Build your own particle accelerator”

            https://www.scienceinschool.org/2014/issue30/accelerator

            A normal person would deal with this stuff by going to urgent care or the emergency room if they really have to.

            But look at what happens here – a “nuclear incident” in a politically sensitive pol’s district, just ready to be picked up by the waiting media.

            I will allege that this is DEMOCRAT shenanigans until the sun goes down. They weaponize concerns like this all the time.

            Columbus was the early Trump rally where the fire department cut the size of his rally from 4000 to 1000 on last minute “fire concerns”, and left thousands outside with no big-screen to see it. That was VERY political and coming out of the Mayor and the Fire Chief, IIRC.

            Mayor is a Cankle-bot. Fire Department must be union and tied in – ready to escalate a bullshit mental case into a FORTY-HOUSE EVAC on

            ***DRUM-ROLL***

            NUCLEAR INCIDENT

            ***EYE-ROLL***

            in Stephanie Kunze’s district.

            Deep blue murder zone is also a deep blue propaganda zone.

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            1. Okay, new text trick — just when I thought WP was a half-trick pony… right on! 👍

              So how do you make the FONT so big?

              For example, go would make ‘go’ italicized.

              What is the ‘code’ for extra large text?

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              1. Apparently I can’t use the angular (sideways ‘v’) brackets at all on WP, so they disappeared and italicized ‘go’, even with spaces separating them.

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            2. All the local media here follow the same script. Rarely watch any news but when I do catch it, as I did last night, it’s shocking how much they sound like CNN. Not disagreeing with you on the shenanigans part, as Columbus is a deep blue cesspool, don’t look for it to change anytime soon. We’re out in a red county about 30 miles away, and plan to keep it that way. Was unaware of the HB6 Bill, so thank you for that information. Looks like they never let a good crisis go to waste, huh?

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    2. All of that amazingly dangerous DiHydrogen Monoxide coming out of that cooling tower… WHAT ARE WE ALL GOING TO DO 😮 Seems every time CO² is mentioned, cooling towers enter the picture.

      If only they put as much effort into “cold fusion” and clean nukes, dino-might wouldn’t be an issue anymore… (oil’s well that ends well…)

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      1. Fake Science took care of “cold fusion” very quickly. The whole thing was “wrapped up” in a most suspicious manner, IMO. I don’t KNOW the truth, but like I said, I don’t know the truth. Statements by some of the investigatory insiders after the fact are not comforting, and stink of heavy manipulation and cover-up.

        There’s a lot of lying going on. We’re not going to know or suspect even half of the lies, until we do to science what we did to the fake news and fake entertainment.

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    1. The thing is, Rosen just sat there and took it.

      I can’t even imagine not getting out of my seat, walking towards her and talking over her, calling her out and shutting her down, if she talked that way to me.

      Who the hell does she think she is?

      I could care less if she’s some criminal congress person, she’s just another American, not royalty, and she doesn’t get to talk that way to ANYBODY without getting it thrown right back in her false teeth.

      What’s wrong with people?

      Why don’t people respond like normal human beings anymore?

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        1. “um…isn’t she Mafia? or connected so well to the Mafia that he risks his life? or is all that rumor?”

          _______________

          Suppose she is… what’s she gonna do, have a nationally known TV news reporter ‘rubbed out’ like she’s Al Capone?

          Does she need that kind of heat and exposure right now… or ever?

          I doubt even Al Capone did that.

          And she’s no Al Capone, she’s just nasty nutcase Nan.

          She’s so close to going over the edge that a few well placed words would cause a complete meltdown.

          And THAT is what Rosen and others should be doing.

          That’s exactly what they would be doing if a psychotic Republican was running the House of Representatives.

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            1. “tell that to Jeffrey Epstein…someone wants you dead…it’s gonna happen…high profile or no high profile.”

              ______________

              Well that sorta like comparing apples and a heaping sky-high pile of blackmail on Cabal pedos and baby eaters, isn’t it?

              Jeffrey “Didn’t kill himself” Epstein was a serious threat to who knows how many thousands of the rich sick & famous?

              James Rosen is no threat to anybody…

              Either way, I LAUGH at such fear 😁

              Not because I’m especially brave (as far as I know), but for this very simple reason:

              I simply CANNOT live in FEAR of EVERYTHING all the TIME.

              I don’t know how.

              Nobody ever taught me how to live that way.

              Maybe I was sick that day…

              Or maybe that was one of the courses I dropped at Inculcation U.

              I don’t know… there’s something wrong… like I didn’t get the instruction manual or something.

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              1. please don’t get me wrong–I agree about not living in fear.
                I just think if you piss off a psychotic, mafia connected, self important b*tch, you better not take any airplanes rides…

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            2. “please don’t get me wrong–I agree about not living in fear.
              I just think if you piss off a psychotic, mafia connected, self important b*tch, you better not take any airplanes rides…”

              _____________

              I understand, but that’s exactly the kind of person we SHOULD piss off.

              It does no good to piss off her lackeys, if you’re gonna take someone on, take on the leader of the crooked smarmy pack.

              The Founding Fathers designed our system so that the politicians would be in fear of We the People, NOT the other way around.

              If Nancy is going to kill me because I stand up to her attempt to portray herself as a Halloween version of Marie Antoinette, then let her try.

              CALL their BLUFF.

              Everybody, together, all the time.

              Don’t make me start breakin’ out Samuel Adams, lol!

              I used to post this ALL the TIME during the dark days of Hussein the Usurper:

              ……………………
              “Contemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen, and then ask yourself, ‘What should be the reward of such sacrifices? Are we just to do nothing? To allow the men who have let loose on us the dogs of war to riot in our blood and hunt us from the face of the Earth?’

              I detest any submission to a people who have either ceased to be human, or have not virtue enough to feel their own wretchedness. If ye love comfort better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, [then] go from us in peace.

              We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands of your master. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen!” — Samuel Adams, August 1, 1776 — Faneuil Hall, Boston, Massachusetts
              ……………………

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              1. Scott…that’s how I feel about the threats of boycotting and destroying businesses if they don’t cave to liberal demands….same for universities that cave to liberal students’ demands, etc. it’s TALK.

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            1. “and I don’t think it’ll be a rub out…it’ll be a freak car crash, an airplane crash, a heart attack…”

              ___________

              Bond.

              James Bond.

              Am I James Bond?

              Am I living a lifestyle where someone might crash a plane full of people just to eliminate me, or use some super secret C_A pseudo weapon to give me a heart attack? Am I that special and important?

              Does James Rosen’s secret identity have a 007 license attached to it?

              If I’m not going to get any of the GOOD things that happen from living James Bond’s crazy dangerous lifestyle (the girl, the car, the prestige, the great clothes, the weapons, the skills, the fame, the fortune, the thrills, etc.), if all I’m gonna get are BAD things (danger, fear, helplessness, dejection, etc.), then I’m just not gonna play.

              I reject the premise.

              I will NOT accept ALL BAD, ALL the TIME.

              Fear and helplessness and hopelessness.

              I didn’t sign up for that.

              I’ll accept SOME of that as part of the learning curve toward getting to the good stuff, but I’m not going to take all of the bad and none of the good.

              I will not live in fear.

              I don’t know HOW.

              As my old friend Janis once said, quoting Kris Kristofferson, “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose“.

              So if that’s the choice, either all bad (fear and failure) all the time or nothing, then they better [try to…] kill me now — because what do I have to lose? 😁

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      1. I don’t know Scott… if it had been Kellyanne, he would have rushed up to confront her! Reporters are NOT reporters anymore, they’re paid to read a script… aside from the script, I don’t think they know what they should do to protect not just their jobs, but themselves.

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      2. ^^^ 100%.

        Rosen AND every reporter SHOULD BE challenging Pelosi, Schitty, No Nads IN THEIR FACES. They blatantly lie.

        – Nitwit Nan this IS National Security, NOT political.

        – Last week Nitwit Nan, can’t let voters decide in 2020. THAT IS POLITICAL.

        – So which is the TRUTH, which IS the SPEAKERS SMEAR, as explained by Nitwit Nan?

        AND DAMN SURE DON’T BACK DOWN! Let the bitch have an uncontrolled spastic incoherent event.

        I DON’T care. Pelosi is simply fucking evil AND trying to destroy AMERICA.

        Pelosi needs to be stopped. Honest questions can slow and maybe STOP some of the lunacy. FORCE THE HONEST DISCUSSION.
        .

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    2. I’m amazed that a bolt of lightning did not split her into. Not only has all that Botox affected her dentures now it is causing her brain to misfire.

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      1. Hubby, who has had many patients with Nancy’s dental problems, said she came very close to losing her upper denture when speaking g yesterday. She had to use her tongue, not only to push it back into her mouth but then make a second movement to push it up into place.
        Her bone structure might not allow for implants but there are other ways to make a precision fit denture, and it astonishes him she hasn’t had it done. It’s not as though she can’t afford the best!

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  5. 10:23 here in Cali and no News Roundup I reckon Flep is working on a doozie.
    Night n God bless you all.
    Dont know if I’ll be on much tomorrow,I think the motor blew up in our rig.
    Kimi didnt get home till late because damn tow truck so I have to do some wrenching in the morning. She was sposed to start a new job tomorrow but I dont see that happenin, sure could use a miracle lol.
    Just got my miracle ——–> Donald J Trump is President of the USA.
    Hillary cant say that.

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      1. We live way off grid and even though our 2 neighbors are kimis sister and her niece they dont like me one bit because I am a white man on the rez. Her job is thru the school as a sub and they are aware and are totally cool with our situation.
        Its gonna be a long tough month for us but we will survive.

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      1. Barr and Durham have 2 of Mifsud’s cell phones. I wrote extensively (in my book and blog) on him, Halper and Downer and how they set up Papadopolous BEFORE Crossfire even BEGAN, and that is the Cabal’s problem NOW. They NEED PAPA to be the start to blunt the dossier and it’s TRUE origins, they CAN’T use him now, because of the time line errors and FOREIGN spying connected to our CIA . “Caught in a trap, and they can’t get out……suspicious minds”

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  6. Ho! Ho! Ho!

    🎅

    All I want for Christmas this year is for the United States Attorney for the District of Connecticut to don a cheerful red cap and pop down the bad guys’ chimneys with a great, big, red sack of unsealed subpoenas.

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  7. A very good and extremely long thread (from an article, I believe) which explains a LOT about the FAKE WHISTLEBLOWER and why he’s a BAD DUDE. Also makes Coates look like trouble. Real trouble.

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    1. Final statement:
      “Impeachment is a constitutional remedy afforded to the U.S. Congress to deal with the political issues surrounding the conduct of a sitting president.

      If this constitutional remedy can be triggered by the intelligence community in a manner which obviates laws prohibiting the intrusion of intelligence agencies into the domestic political affairs of the United States,

      and done so in a manner where the identities of the persons and organizations involved, along with their possible motives, are shielded from both American people and those whom they elect to represent them in Congress,

      then a precedent will have been set for future interventions of this nature which undermine the very foundation of American democracy.

      The political weaponization of intelligence represents a significant threat to the viability of the American constitutional republic that cannot be ignored.”

      By the time PDJT took office, Øbominable had neutered, bastardized, politicized and weaponized every agency of government – including the State Department, the Department of Justice and the various branches of the intelligence community.

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      1. I agree. The CIA is now a FOREIGN INFLUENCE on the United States. I would go so far as to call it anti-American. They are using “you can’t look at this stuff” to HIDE THEIR CRIMES.

        Fuck ’em. NUKE IT. The whole org is toxic.

        Give them ONE LAST CHOICE. They back off and become and “ADVICE ONLY” outfit, with every possible avenue of political manipulations cut off and BURNED TO THE STUMP, or just shutter it.

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    2. wow. the foxes were in the hen house, weren’t they? and on so many different levels. It’s indicative of the Obama administration–that “I know better than you” attitude. The arrogance, the condescending nature of these piss ants, is disgusting. And they get let go from one position to merely resurface in yet another position to continue to spy, conspire and deceive all over again.
      Our government is the bloated second cousin living on our living room couch–it once worked, but now just consumes our resources (like our beer and electric watching tv) without giving enough back. Time to put it on a diet and force it to work FOR us.

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    3. So, as I’m reading this, what I’m getting is that the Trump Administration was going another way on foreign policy, didn’t trust the Obama people to help them do it the way they wanted it done (with good reason), so Flynn and company went around them triggering revenge hormones that prompted the previous regime to try to spike Trump’s new way of doing things, and they got on record doing it.

      And now they are CYAing.

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  8. Here is a terrific 44 minute interview Diana West gave Wednesday to Frank Gaffney on his Secure Freedom Radio show.

    She talks about Muh Russia, FISA, Muh Ukraine, and impeachment from her individual, pro-Trump perspective.

    Many of the specific facts Ms. West cites will be a review for most Q Treepers. But she has done much original research in this area, and ties it in to her earlier work on Communist infiltration into the US, which she has probably studied for the past decade or more, and where she is the greatest living international star.

    She ties together some names and events, in context, that made me see causation I was unaware of before, and ties this whole mess to the older issue of Communist designs on the US.

    https://www.centerforsecuritypolicy.org/2019/12/04/house-judiciary-committee-holds-first-public-impeachment-hearing/

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    1. I’ve wondered if it goes back to that old theory that “NASA” means “to deceive” in Hebrew.

      I’ve tried determining this meme’s accuracy. Biblehub claims “Nasha” means “to deceive.” Proponents of the theory would argue that the “Nasa = deceive” translation comes from the oldest form of Hebrew.

      https://www.biblehub.com/hebrew/5378.htm

      I really do wonder…

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    2. Good observation, but the causation may be the other way around.

      I believe that people interested in space exploration and anything affecting exopolitics are getting TRANSED. This is a kind of interplanetary political influence operation, IMO. Pure exo-politics. Now down to Earth.

      Remember the Dayton shooter, Connor Betts? His father and mother were DARPA software contractors. I believe that both he and his sister were MK specials, used to get into the DARPA systems. Anyway, his sister Megan was interested in NASA and planetary / exo-planetary / life stuff. THAT interest long predated her TRANS stuff. But yes – she was “toe-in-the-water” transitioning – her new name was going to be Jordan Cofer (mother’s maiden name).

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        1. Actually, this is only part of it. Xmas ribbon has another rack.
          Funny story – the pics are from the insurance adjusters file. Cuz the home office didn’t BELIEVE him.
          Almost all of it is stuff leftover from various parties and events. Biz Expense – cuz it is!!!!
          We also collect strange old wooden boxes, to use as packaging for presents.

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          1. WOW!
            wrapping gifts is one of my favorite things during the holidays…when we lived closer to family, I would travel to my mom;s house one afternoon and wrap all her gifts for her, the another afternoon to my sister’s to wrap hers…but we gave up ribbon. Everyone has cats in our family–and the cats would eat the ribbons…and it would be awful…so now, just bows…

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            1. Years ago, I had friends, with 2 small boys. He had been stationed in Japan and developed a fondness for Japanese food (and warmed sake!). Boys were put in bed and we would sit around the fireplace, after our Japanese dinner, drinking sake and wrapping all the gifts for the boys. It was decades ago and still a very dear memory. BTW, my introduction to sake!

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              1. sounds charming!!
                every Christmas Eve my sister and I (my brother hated it) would sit and drink cocoa and watch Alistair Sim (Sym?) in A Christmas Carol. After we both married, we still would watch it–we’d call each other and put the movie on at the same time…

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          2. Do you have a Christmas gift service with tea, cokes, cocktails, wine and cheese, etc. for local ladies and gentlemen to drop by after a hard day of shopping to get their gifts wrapped?

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            1. You would be surprised by how many folks show up here to wrap gifts.
              Out of all my wonderful memories of this house, most of them involve the attic.

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    1. This is from 10 years ago:

      The FINANCIAL ASPECT:

      A bit of background on the ‘Follow the Money’ aspect.
      The banks own the press, or at least a large portion of it. link

      WHAT IS IN IT FOR THE BANKS?

      World Bank Carbon Finance Report for 2007
      The carbon economy is the fastest growing industry globally with US$84 billion of carbon trading conducted in 2007, doubling to $116 billion in 2008, and expected to reach over $200 billion by 2012 and over $2,000 billion by 2020

      Copenhagen climate summit in disarray after ‘Danish text’ leak: Developing countries react furiously to leaked draft agreement…

      The draft hands effective control of climate change finance to the World Bank; would abandon the Kyoto protocol – the only legally binding treaty that the world has on emissions reductions; and would make any money to help poor countries adapt to climate change dependent on them taking a range of actions.

      The document was described last night by one senior diplomat as “a very dangerous document for developing countries. It is a fundamental reworking of the UN balance of obligations. It is to be superimposed without discussion on the talks”….

      Statements from those pushing Gore-Bullschiff Warming

      “We need to get some broad based support, to capture the public’s imagination…
      So we have to offer up scary scenarios, make simplified, dramatic statements and make little mention of any doubts… Each of us has to decide what the right balance is between being effective and being honest.”
      ~ Prof. Stephen Schneider, Stanford Professor of Climatology, lead author of many IPCC reports

      “The data doesn’t matter. We’re not basing our recommendations on the data. We’re basing
      them on the climate models.”
      ~ Prof. Chris Folland, Hadley Centre for Climate Prediction and Research

      “The models are convenient fictions that provide something very useful.” ~ Dr David Frame, climate modeler, Oxford University

      “The only way to get our society to truly change is to frighten people with the possibility of a catastrophe.” ~ Daniel Botkin emeritus professor Department of Ecology, Evolution, and Marine Biology, University of California, Santa Barbara.

      The Bankers, CEOs, Academics, and Politicians know exactly what they are doing, and that is the complete gutting of western civilization for profit. The lament “it is for our future children” has to be the vilest lie they have ever told. since their actions sell those children into debt slavery.

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      1. can you explain simply or direct me to a simple explanation about the carbon economy? I mean is this something Al Gore just invented? or was it a real thing? I get how it’s supposed to work with the Paris Accord…but how did it start?

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      2. Big article out yesterday…. the EU Banks are considering NOT funding any more new OR existing coal plants, forcing the shuttering. Yet, China will build more coal plants in one year than EU could possibly close in 5yrs……. and the banks still LOVE doing biz with China.
        No one protesting the Chinese Embassy.
        No Greenpeace boats at the Delta of the Ganges River.
        No one protesting India or Latin America waste.
        And strangely……… and I know it’s anecdotal but……. almost every climate zealot we run across is opposed to common sense, small things, to be more environmentally conscious.
        Their “religion” has nothing to do with the environment.

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        1. It is Marxism cloaked in environmentalism. Just like Liberation Theology is Marxism cloaked in Catholicism. Just like Marxism is cloaked in the idea of Sustainability (climate compassionate capitalism).

          If we were to put it in a film scene, it would be Frodo turning into a wraith right before the eyes of the Hobbits and Arwen saves him at the last moment.

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  9. Schiff got it wrong again…SHOCKER!
    FTA
    Philip Wegmann of RealClearPolitics reported that Schiff and his impeachment investigators mistook a generic number generated by the White House switchboard to mask outgoing calls for an actual OMB telephone number:

    Apparently Schiff and his staff believe the 395 prefix that showed up on the phone records subpoenaed by House Democrats from AT&T and Verizon belongs only to phones in the OMB offices, something that Republican sources say isn’t accurate.

    “This is yet another attempt to use deceit and media manipulation to attempt to undo the results of the last election and interfere in the next one,” a senior White House aide told RCP. “The number House Democrats are claiming is an OMB number is nothing more than a masking number that appears when White House staff dial out from the complex,” the White House aide added.

    Congressional Republicans familiar with the record collection in the report are also deeply skeptical about this being a valid number registered to OMB. one member of Congress in regular contact with the president told RCP. “It is like the (202)226-9898 number from all congressional offices.”

    https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/12/05/white-house-adam-schiff-has-wrong-phone-number-in-impeachment-report/

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    1. WSJ did an article on the mistaken phone numbers. Hilarious, especially since Pelosi/Schiff/Nadler/Media keep telling us the “facts are indisputable”.

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  10. This could get exciting. Be sure to stock up on popcorn.

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  11. The Dem Socialists’ impeachment cookie is crumbling …

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    1. By Contrast – here is the GOP Chairwoman with FACTS!

      Effect of baseless Democrat impeachment – the Democrat Socialist Party is going bankrupt and GOP donations are skyrocketing.

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      1. Cheese 😀 ?
        (sorry)
        (now we know the true origin of Fondue…).

        Over here it’s also toys (small, obviously) and other stuff. So sometimes Nikolaus gets a LEGO print (or two) in his foot… 🙂 Big thing this year is “Frozen” or, I guess “Frozen II”. Many are cold, but few are frozen…

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  12. Y’all are going to laugh.
    Here I sit, in the middle of my little kingdom in no-where-ville Mississippi…. and the world swirls.
    Because of what I do with trade, sometimes I get really interesting phone calls.
    I’ve done quite a bit of biz with an architectural firm in Doha, Qatar, because of a guy I new who transferred there out of Univ of North Carolina. We’ve worked together on Big Stuff, which is always exciting. His original contact led to many more throughout the region…. which led to some pretty strange stuff.

    One time, I got a call from the office of the Iraqi Oil Minister.
    I thought they were building a new building and needed material, so I printed out the file while we were on the phone
    It was an OPEC oil contract, 7 million barrels a month, looking for extra refinery capacity in the USA. What the heck do I know about Oil Refining? Big T wandered into the office, I explained it to him…… you should have seen his face…. I’ll carry that one to my grave.

    Or the time I realized the brother of my “salesman” in Yemen, was actually a Minister with the gov’t who controlled the Port of Aden (huge trans-ship point for cargo coming out of India). The “Minister” needed help, cuz they were building a “little” airport, and they wanted to contract with me to send “good used American Caterpillar excavators” and other equipment….. in containers.

    Or the time the gov’t of Turkey contracted with me to provide the TURKISH marble for an Embassy they were building in another ME country, because they could not trust the corrupt process within their own country, …… but they were sure, as an American, I would get a better deal and better material. Yeah, the corruption is real!

    But nothing was so good as the time I was called to “buy gold”. THAT my my eyebrows twitch….. but I had to listen to the “ask”, right? I couldn’t believe what I was hearing….. They wanted 500 kilos/month and it was a legit inquiry. I KNEW it had to be illegal but wanted to point to why it was illegal and did some checking once I got off the phone. Yep, sure enough, illegal.

    So, being the good, patriotic, and ignorant soccer mom I am…… I immediately picked up the phone and called the C_A and told them about the call. I went through a few people but finally got to what sounded like a young guy, ……. who pretty much laughed at me. Okay fine, but that phone call always bugged me. If the source was looking to buy, and met with a dead end from me, that didn’t mean he would quit looking for a gold supply, right? And surely, whatever they were doing raised suspicion, right? It made my mind run wild. What COULD it be?

    And then today, although it’s almost surely unrelated, I see this: Yeah, a huge stockpile of gold is probably never a good thing and can only lead to something nefarious. Zarrab is the kind of guy where we’re grateful we live on the other side of the planet.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/massive-leak-confirms-turkeys-gold-gas-scheme-evade-us-sanctions-iran

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        1. question for you and everyone…do you all use an electric mixer to mix your cookies?
          I like using my hands…I can feel the consistency of the dough better…
          and I would love to help–I can get coffee or just do dishes…I clean as I go…

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          1. I do use a mixer, and let the butter/sugar/vanilla mix longer to “fluff”.
            Hehe, then, have to taste test. No grit.
            Pass me the creamer, will you please, Miss Pat….

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              1. Yeah, full blown, mix on 10 for about 10 minutes for the butter sugar, but I add the vanilla to it. Little bit of liquid helps dissolve the sugar. Do you do “fluff” too?

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          2. Oh me too, have to clean as I go. Can’t stand pile up. Worst thing ever is to stick hand in sink full of cold mystery water, trash, gnarly dishes And who knows what else? to unplug drain. 😱 That just FREAKS ME OUT!!!

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          3. I’ve got a particular recipe that always ends up needing to be mixed with hands, CANNOT be done by a mixer, and not very well with a large spoon. It has a lot of stuff added to the basic cookie dough.

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  13. sharing my favorite Christmas cookie recipe!

    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    First–sample the Cuervo to check its quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again–to make sure it’s the finest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink.
    Turn on the electric mixer…beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one tsp sugar…beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok–try another cup to be sure.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy.
    Break 2leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in a cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor…Mix on the turner.
    If the fried druit gets stuck on the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver,
    Sample the Cuervo again for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
    Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
    Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
    Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
    Cherry Mistmas!!!!

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  14. Ok, Q-Treepers, input requested. I briefly wandered around the ‘net last night, and read SD’s Mitch McConnell potential to betray POTUS article. Not the exact title, but you get the meaning intended.

    Besides, of course, being a downer, I don’t see it Mitch that way. SD argues that Mitch is just as happy being a minority leader as a majority leader. IMO, not this time around. DJT has radically changed the dynamics of GOP politics, and while it’s not all fixed, I don’t believe the political landscape is the same as 2012 or 2016. McConnell has demonstrated willingness to do the right thing for this country – evidenced by his work on our judiciary appointments. If McConnell was going to sabotage the President, this would have been the obvious area to hit.

    Neither do I see McConnell wanting his legacy to be the impeachment of his GOP president – despite “trillions at stake.”

    I’m more optimistic than the narrative of we’re powerless and POTUS is going to lose. Many folks think that way, not just input from one source.

    Ultimately, and tell me if I’m wrong, I do believe POTUS has a great deal of information on all these players, and if he needs to, he’ll use it. Schiffty and Pelosi are not lily white in this mess.

    Thoughts?

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    1. My bet is on your last two sentences.

      Right now, Pelosi and team are just making lots of noise/smoke/distraction hoping their dirt won’t come out.

      Deep down, they are scared – very very scared.

      They have never battled anyone like PDJT.

      Ever.

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      1. Thanks, the smoke and bellicosity of the Dems has bothered me a little – but I’d like to think they’re scared. Even if Pelosi’s money isn’t a problem, her son’s participation and benefit in the pay to play and essentially money laundering of America’s aid dollars is bound to surface.

        Guiliani states he has the data, the facts, the information – and it’s big stuff. POTUS and Barr must know as well. Their holding hearings on Monday – the same day the IG Report being made public, means they don’t want people to pay attention to the IG report.

        People will be paying attention to that report!

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    2. i think SD likes to hedge his bets…using the same vague language as anyone who hates to be wrong uses–“POTENTIALLY”. If Mitch betrays POTUS, he can claim to have said it FIRST. If Mitch doesn’t betray POTUS, SD can claim that Mitch saw the light or some other such excuse…
      McConnell is building and cementing a good legacy–all the judicial appointments–I honestly do not believe he would destroy that legacy by betraying POTUS.

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        1. 1. President Trump is at 52% (add 10) Approval Rating.

          2. They call us Cult 45 for a darn good reason.

          3. Most know the impeachment is political BULL SCHIFF & a power grab.

          4. Most in the ‘Cult’ are AWAKE to the 16 year plan to destroy the USA.

          5. Americans are still armed to the teeth and VERY DETERMINED to protect our Constitution and rights.
          ….

          Now if you were Mitch would YOU want to betray a very popular President who is the head of a HEAVILY ARMED CULT of MILLIONS?

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      1. YOU NAILED IT!

        I have read SD for a little over three years now, I think, and this is EXACTLY what he does.

        With some material, SD is comfortable stating as fact things he knows. Finance and such. But with political dynamics, he just wants to be the guy with the “scoop.” Deep down, he wants to be Brian Cates, tapped to report for some big news outlet, but apparently nobody calls.

        SD is like going to a palm reader or psychic. They will tell you things in such a way that whatever happens, you “believe” them. Heads they win, tails you lose.

        The one thing that ironically “burned” SD is his Zippo. So now he makes fun of the “tick-tock” crowd to obfuscate his own failure to understand that “draining the swamp” would take YEARS not days.

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        1. So wanted to throw that zippo in his face in response to his negative tick tock/trust the plan Twit the other day, but I resisted. 🙄

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    3. The glass half empty baloney is one of the reasons I soured on SD and OT. The “analysis” wasn’t lining up with what I was seeing happening. It’s more of that confirmation bias that is perpetuated by actually digesting Fox News and the merry band of never Trump “conservatives” who I swear are controlled opposition.

      I think we’re okay with McConnell in charge. Word is he has a mean streak, and if he’s been ticked off by the Dems badly enough, he’ll let the people under him unleash hell. Plus, if he wasn’t on board the judiciary appointments would have been slow rolled, not systematically approved.

      SD is out of the loop, it seems. He may not be happy about that…or there’s something else going on like we’ve all speculated.

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          1. Being a superb prosecutor, Jeff Sessions knows exactly what evidence is and how it should be used to back any legislative or judicial inquiry.

            Democrats have got nothing – in the way of evidence, policy and credibility.

            They are bankrupt on every front and at every level.

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    4. Saw the SD article. Possible, but me thinks, UNLIKELY to happen.

      Once upon a time, McConnel may have been that exact politician. AND, McConnell could make lots money by allowing President Trump to be destroyed.

      BUT, McConnell WILL still make lots money by supporting President Trump. REQUIRES adjustments. Same as Global companies wanting to sell in USA, must adjust OUT of China.

      AND, McConnell relishes his MASSIVE successes in the Judicial arena.
      – Stopped Garland against heavy head winds IIRC.
      – Save the Supreme Court from Lefty land.
      – Huge kudos sticking with Kavanaugh.
      – On record stating IF another SC seat opens, he’ll leave no vacancy behind. Including in 2020 election year.
      – In three years, one in four Federal Judges confirmed through McConnell’s steadfast focus on Judicial nominations being confirmed!!! ONE in FOUR!!!

      – McConnell KNOWS Judicial confirmations collectively equate to decades of Constitutional Decisions. Far greater effect…to the point of PURE LEGENDARY SUCCESS.

      ^ ^ ^ McConnell knows his Judicial confirmation successes these past three years, at least one moar year, THEN ANOTHER four years will NEVER BE eclipsed. NEVER.

      ^ ^ ^ PURELY LEGENDARY – talked about for many a years. McConnell knows – RELISHES the GLORY. ^^^.
      .
      .
      Footnote, McConnell allowing 20 RepubliCON traitors to rally would be BLATANTLY obvious.
      ^^^ Me thinks, destroys McConnell’s reputation.

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      1. That’s why I’ve been supportive of McConnell – his rapid, consistent work on the judiciary is intended to return, restore the country’s balance from radical leftist takeover in the Courts, to Constitutional standards, which really are conservative standards.

        And, he isn’t going to let anyone mess with his potential legacy being destroyed – DJT as POTUS will go down as one of our great Presidents, McConnell going to stand with him.

        In his own subtle way, McConnell has been an obstacle to the Dems/Obama leftists – more than anyone realized. 🙂

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          1. Yes, and even in looking back, how he held against not only letting Obama appoint the SC Justice, but he only let a couple of other seats get filled. That’s WHY POTUS had so many to fill when he took office. Harry Reid blew up the 60 vote rule too, and McConnell said, okay – I’m going to do that too for our judges.

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    5. LP, No offense, but STOP READING THAT CRAP!!!

      Dysfunctional/Addictive/Abusive/Codependent Relationship – SME, Amazing insight, Hero, Gains your trust, then smacks you around emotionally leaving you questioning everything you know to be true, giving you anxiety/fear and a sense of Uncertainty/dread. But you go back cuz you think he’s smarter than you and knows things. Rinse, Repeat.

      It’s TOXIC!! Spirit crushing. Unhealthy. Emotional manipulation. Propaganda. It’s hard to remain Hopeful, positive, prayerful, if you let that crap in. JUST SAY NO

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      1. Oh my! Chuckling, at the lunacy we were exposed to…

        From above regarding some dude OT. Below nails where I was summer and fall 2018…

        Dysfunctional/Addictive/Abusive/Codependent Relationship – SME, Amazing insight, Hero, Gains your trust, then smacks you around emotionally leaving you questioning everything you know to be true, giving you anxiety/fear and a sense of Uncertainty/dread. But you go back cuz you think he’s smarter than you and knows things. Rinse, Repeat.
        .
        .

        Life after OT is so much mar pleasant, here in Wolf’s Den. Incredibly enlightened folks with diverse back grounds, education, experience. Amazingly positive and 100% American;-)

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      2. 🙂 Okay.

        I know. I had quit, but then get taken in by a “good” post, only to be dashed by other one which stirs the same old POTUS is losing, going to be stabbed in the back, POTUS is helpless, etc. etc.

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  15. Q: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
    A: In the dictionary

    Q: What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
    A: Tinselitus

    Q: How do elves get to the top floor of Santa’s workshop?
    A: They use the elfator.

    Q: How did Santa describe the elf who refuses to take a bath?
    A: He’s elfully smelly.

    Q: What do sheep say to each other at Christmas?
    A: Merry Christmas to ewe
    Christmas boy laughing – jokes for kids
    Telling funny Christmas jokes to kids brings lots of smiles, which makes the world a happier place.

    Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
    A: He got 12 months

    Q: Who says oh, oh, oh?
    A: Santa Claus walking backwards

    Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to cats?
    A: Santa Claws

    Q: What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert?
    A: Camel ye faithful

    Q: What color Christmas candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
    A: Neither – candles always burn shorter.

    Q: What was the elf allergic to?
    A: Sh-ELF-ish

    Q: Which Christmas carol do parents like the most?
    A: Silent Night

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    1. What kind of music do elves listen to?
      A: Wrap

      Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
      A: Claus-trophobic

      Q: What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite?
      A: Crisp Pringles

      Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
      A: They both drop needles

      Q: What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
      A: Snow

      What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
      A. Mooooey Christmas

      Q. What never eats at Christmas dinner?
      A. The turkey – it’s stuffed

      Q: What do you give a train conductor for Christmas?
      A: Platform shoes

      Q: What is the wettest animal at the North Pole?
      A: The rain-deer

      What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
      A: Freeze a jolly good fellow

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  16. Ut oh

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    1. Democrat – that starts with D

      and that stands for Depression – both economic and mental
      as well as Deception, Delusion, Destruction, Decay, Decadence, Depravity, Death

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