Big D, little A, double l, a, s. We headed to TEXAS, boys and girls!!!!!!! It’s going to be HUGE, it’s going to be, “bigger ‘en Dallas”.
Folks are already in line, better scoot along, lil’ doggie.
We have to pack and prepare, right? We’re going to need to drag out our boots, our “$hit-kickers”, as they would say in Texas. Oh here, these are perfect for a MAGA Rally.
Gentlemen, get ready to feast your eyes. Texas is the land of spectacularly beautiful women. Blessed, indeed.
And the men, well, those Texas boys take my breath away. Everything I could do not to post pics of shirtless rugged cowboys, but instead, I went for the higher moral ground with beloved Texan, J. J. Watt. He’s sexy AND noble.
Of course, we all know about the Texas BOOMING economy, under direction of Governor Abbott and President Trump, right? Here’s a few stats you might here from the President tonight.
Texas, by itself, is now the 10th largest economy in the world, larger than Canada and South Korea. Population of 28,701,845 (2,018 est.) and an average median income of $59,206, but that might be an old stat as our incomes keep growing under President Trump. Texas is BIG, 790 miles x 773 miles and encompasses 268,581 sq miles and has no state income tax.
Here’s the perfect movie to get us in the mood, “GIANT”, from 1956, with Liz Taylor, Rock Hudson, and James Dean. Great story behind the movie, which was filmed in the small west Texas town of Marfa. The locals welcomed, cooked for the celebs and crew, and served as extras for the movie. The cattlemen and the oil men were legendary in Texas.
Or HellFighters, the movie about Red Adair, the Texan who was famous for putting out fires in oil wells. It was Red Adair’s team who was called when Saddam Hussein set the Kuwaiti Oil fields on fire. Kuwait called Red, but didn’t like Red’s high price and attempted to bargain. Red told the Kuwaitis, paraphrasing, “then take the rag off your head and beat the fire out yourself”. They paid his price.
And we’re gonna need lots of food, BBQ, beer, bourbon, and tequila. We’re in luck, the world’s biggest BBQ Smoker is for sale, and naturally it’s from Texas. Can you imagine????
But we might have only a few friends to feed.
Hope y’all are thirsty. Belly on up to the bar. Everything is bigger in Texas.
From the natural beauty of South Padre Island,
To the oil fields, found everywhere in Texas (did you know that Texas now produces more oil than Iraq?)
From the sprawling Hill Country between Houston and San Antonio to the gleaming cities, like Dallas above, Texas has it all.
So, WELCOME to Texas!!!!!!
The first beer is on me!