Dear MAGA: 20190409 Open Topic

This FBI PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST TUESDAY open thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA world.

You can say what you want, comment on what other people said, and so on.

Free Speech is practiced here. ENJOY IT. Use it or lose it.

Keep it SOMEWHAT civil. They tried to FORCE fake Orwellian civility on us. In response, we CHOOSE true civility to defend our precious FREEDOM from THEM.

Our rules began with the civility of the Old Treehouse, later to become the Wolverinian Empire, and one might say that we have RESTORED THE OLD REPUBLIC – the early high-interaction model of the Treehouse – except of course that Q discussion is not only allowed but encouraged, and speech is considerably freer in other ways. Please feel free to argue and disagree with the board owner, as nicely as possible.

Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven.

Remember – your greatest gift to President Trump is FIVE WORDS:


Our movement

Is about replacing

A failed


Political establishment

With a new government controlled

By you, the American People.

Candidate Donald J. Trump

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  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.


About today’s subject….

This bears some explanation.

Normally I get a bunch of “Twitter Promoted” ad-tweets for all kinds of horrible things, and even for a few good things. Generally, my policy is not to “bite” – even if it’s something I really like. No clicks, no scrolls, no nothin’.

I tend to view “Twitter Promoted” as just Twitter and the DNC / CIA running psych tests on me. My policy is to IGNORE.


Given the fact that part of MAGA is to FIX the FBI, and not just bash it, then that means it needs fixing everywhere – not just at the top. And THAT means they need to get good people. Maybe like Y’ALL.

OK. Maybe like SOME of y’all.


SO – I figured I’d help.

Maybe if I was younger (must apply by age 37) and a bit less broken and battered, I’d think about helping myself. But given just a quick look at their PHYSICAL FITNESS TEST….

Well, let’s look at it.

If you go to that page, there is even a PDF that can be downloaded:

Click to access how-to-apply.pdf

There are basically FOUR TESTS – or a FIFTH if you are going for a TACTICAL job

  • sit-ups (timed, 1 minute)
  • long sprint (300 meters)
  • push-ups (untimed, maximum)
  • short run (1.5 miles)
  • pull-ups (untimed, maximum)

The way it works is that they dole out some fairly meager points for some fairly stiff results on all of these, and the applicant has to get a total of 12 points or more.

Let’s look at just one – push-ups.

Based on these numbers, if you were just “averaging in” on all 4 tests at 3 points each, then to get 3 points on push-ups, you’re looking at doing 40-plus quality push-ups without breaking form or pausing. And you have to bear in mind that the FBI WARNS applicants that they typically OVERPERFORM by 25% during practice versus test day – meaning that recruits will only achieve 80% of their practice value in the real test.

And remember – all of this is BEFORE the training.

But in ANY case, I thought that their materials were very interesting and attractive, and it DOES LOOK like OUR LION is not just fixing up the COURTS, but also the FBI.

And while not ALL of my MAGA compatriots are believers in Chris Wray….

[insert goofy bad picture from CTH here]

….well, MAYBE just MAYBE he has something to do with it.


Sorry, folks – I’m having too much fun trying to contemplate whether I could actually get positive points on the FBI physical fitness test. (Yes – you can get NEGATIVE POINTS!)

But I think this does explain why they are using young and athletic actors in the “new” FBI on “Fake Entertainment”…..

…..which – well – don’t tell anybody, but I think a wee bit of MAGA may have actually snuck in between the PC lines in recent episodes. Enough to ALMOST give it an air of realism.

Not quite ready to classify that as too much winning, but you NEVER KNOW.



Note: Jumping jacks in China are no longer part of the FBI physical fitness test.

549 thoughts on “Dear MAGA: 20190409 Open Topic

  1. I think the DIMs played their last hand today… unless they plan to announce the demise of a justice.

    Barr said Mueller Report would be out in a week or less…
    I don’t think it will be a week… that would have the coverage run into Holy Week and Good Friday

    Nope… I’m looking for it this Friday…

    [I’m dreamin’… y’all let me have my dreams, okay..]

    Declass soon, before IG Report in May or early June

    BIG 4th of July celebration called for by POTUS…

    [Still sleeping… do not wake]

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      1. Anyone notice Hannity mentioned Huber and leaks? As if that’s what he’s been working on? Does Hannity know something we don’t??? What happened to the 27 leak investigations??

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          1. I saw your post OT

            Recognized only a very few names… maybe one… Dutchman.

            The rest were negative… totally negative. Trolls? well hardly, considering the title of the article.

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              1. It’s amazing that they’re clinging to their Eyeore attitudes even now…must be depressing going through life that way.

                It’s also amazing how all of this is happening without that pesky plan that they still to this day claim doesn’t exist. Maybe a plan has magically appeared and has now been put into effect at the last minute? How on earth did all of that evidence get collected and how did the swamp rats get systematically removed as obstacles?

                Eeyores be stubborn.

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              2. I have to admit that I’m ambivalent on Huber until we see the goods. There is an amazing amount of chess going on. Barr is saying a lot of things, and on a lot of other things, he says “won’t answer until the Mueller Report is out”. Huber remains an uncertainty for me. Even Q plays cagey on Huber.

                WE WILL SEE…..

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    1. I believe your Hubby hit the ball out of the park

      when he said POTUS is beginning his 2nd term NOW

      now that Mueller is off his back… this is turning into what

      heck of a week….

      WAHOOOOOO !!!

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        1. yes’m… I believe…

          I’m a cockeyed optimist … since birth !!!!!!!!!!!

          my heart is beating so fast…

          I haven’t read all of Trump’s Art of the Deal… the 7th chapter only, online… on REVENGE. Realized then that he can be a wonderful friend, but… if you betray him… Katie bar the door.

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    1. on pace?


      If Hillary is indicted next summer, PDJT will be re-elected in the biggest landslide since Reagan.


      Because whomever the dem candidate is will have to spend 100% of their time explaining/defending why they aren’t Hillary and never liked her…

      ….which effectively forces the dem to indirectly campaign for POTUS.

      Imagine this friends….

      Getting to ask your liberal friends, family, and co-workers…..”Hey, you voted for her, didn’t you?”

      Trump would get to run against Hillary all over again! The dem candidate would simply be her doppelgänger.

      Dems will be so demoralized and ostracized they won’t even bother going to the polls.

      Change my mind. I’m listening.

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  2. OMG!! So Q Peeps— I haven’t been OT in months…SD just posted a “Cautious Optimism” Post and EYORES were everywhere.. I actually posted ” Eeyores rule here”.. and it POSTED!!! LOL!!!! GO look!!! cracked me up!!!

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    1. Ha ha ha! Good for you, Marica. I haven’t been there in months either and don’t even feel like going back. I no longer trust anything SD says and can’t stand the Eyores.

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      1. Linda! My twitter kids retweeted SD last nite and cuz I blocked him–couldnt see… so I was curious about what SD was saying… I really have the honey badger/Bill Barr with a sip of water–Don’t give a damn- attitude! Funny that I actually could post OT?!!

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        1. People still link posts from OT on reddit quite a bit, but I dont see the rah rah SD responses. Mostly just interested in whats written if its new info.

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    2. I don’t know how Sd is going to cope…

      He has been so negative…

      Remember, he supports Trump … we need to unit against the Cabal… they will be throwing everything they can our way…

      Pray for POTUS and his family… for patriots everywhere.

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      1. Phoenix! I pray that SD is Controlled Disinformation… Mainly cuz: 1. He brought us together. 2. Wolfie still loves him 3. TRUMP supporters need to UNITE!!

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        1. Agreed. United we stand…

          SD provides, IMO, very good summaries and analysis. Perhaps he errs on the negative side, but his insights and attention to details are excellent.

          Both treehouses are excellent. Complimentary, IMO.

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      2. “I don’t know how Sd is going to cope…”


        Mortimer Duke’s 2 word response, when it was suggested that his brother was having a heart attack, comes to mind.

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  3. They don’t want to report it!

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  5. Earlier tonight, I read this on the 8chan boards (a “notable” on bread #7818), and the anon who posted it seems to me to have given a very plausible decode of Q-post 2527. It made some sense to me, at least, so I figured I’d post it here for you guys. Hope everyone’s good!

    [I’ve inserted quotation marks and paragraph breaks, and the bracketed “[Q]” to indicate Q’s words. The Anon replies using a bullet-point.]

    “EMAnon here Legit Notable Deep Dive Dig on 17Hz 11-11 Trumpet, 10Km Earthquake, Tesla: ==UPDATE!!!==

    Thank you Anons, who have stepped up and added to this dig! God bless all of you, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!! A certain Anon reminded me of the Q post below. So based on what I put together at and what other Anons have provided that I have posted there… this is my decode of Q 2527 “Mayotte Mystery Wave Detected World Wide”

    “[ Q post 2527 ]
    Q!!mG7VJxZNCI 2 Dec 2018 – 1:26:57 PM
    Anonymous 2 Dec 2018 – 1:19:11 PM
    “WHAT HAPPENED TO 11/11/18 […]”
    [Q] Think WAVES.
    • Yes, a 1/17Hz signal broadcast through the entire planet for 20 minutes. Powered in Orbit by HAARP Satellites, possibly the Magnetospheric Multiscale Mission (MMS), an Instrument of HAARP.

    [Q] WW?
    • The waves went through the planet.

    [Q] Define ‘unified’
    • Unified Field Theory – a theory that describes two or more of the four interactions (electromagnetic, gravitational, weak, and strong) previously described by separate theories. Or more importantly, enough quantity, effects quality – Gravity and Magnetism are the same thing. Proof even I can understand is here: Truth Anons. It’s whats for dinner. “A magnet is a magnet is a magnet…”, no mater the size or shape. Magnetism is coherent energy, organized. Gravity is incoherent and therefore less orqanized and diffuse…and the Earth is a magnet before anything else. Watch the vid, if I can get it any Anon can! We have been lied to for so long! This is the keystone folks!!! FREE ENERGY, it is all around us. We don’t even notice it, just like the fish in the fishbowl, it doesn’t know it’s in water until it flips out of the bowl.

    [Q] [17]
    • 1/17Hz Seventeen repetitions of the signal a second…. From an array requiring miles of antenna? How about a set of 4 Satellites instead? That use the Magnetosphere in a targetable, TUNEABLE broadcast shot straight at a super active undersea volcano without causing an eruption of that volcano that the residents of Mayotte didn’t even notice. This is SAFE technology, Patriots IN CONTROL, so much so they can delicately and precisely ring the earth like a doorbell – only the button was an erupting volcano… and the bell a Tone so loud the planet resonated with it for 20 minutes. WOW Q. Seriously…. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. The incredible accuracy and precision of that shot, coupled with the power and antenna length requirements – what better place than in orbit where you can move it where you like? Yeah, SPACE FORCE!!!!! And on the 100th Anneversary of the end of the “War to end all wars”, or WW1… Coincidence????? (See below) Q gave us a huge hint in the USGS Earthquake Data, it was SCREAMING look at me! 10Km earthquakes to the tune of 40% of all earthquakes over 4.0Mag??? Coincidence that the earthquakes in the area of Mayotte BEFORE 11-11 were occurring due to the erupting volcano… and get this… USGS data for the area recorded 185 earthquakes, guess how many USGS noted at 10km? Just guess. 180/185, like a damn bullseye before Q ever eve lit the area up on the 11th. Coincidence??? (See below)

    [Q] SAT knockout forced new CLAS tech [online] by who?
    • Seven Dwarves + others taken out causing them to start using DEW weapons to achieve their aims. EX: Paradise CA.

    [Q] [Controlled] moment activated? [17]
    • Exquisite control. ABSOLUTE control. Focused or diffused, surface targeted or sub- surface anywhere… it’s only a matter of focus and determining the target – PATRIOTS IN CONTROL.

    [Q] Do you believe in coincidences?
    • Like I do the tooth fairy.

    [Q] Do you believe your efforts here persuade people to stop the pursuit of TRUTH, [CA_J]?
    • [CA_J] mirrored is [J_AC] …Jim Acosta on 8chan trolling to disparage Q?

    [Q] There is a place for everyone.
    • Yes, EVERYONE can access the same energy of the Earth, from anywhere on Earth – Q proved it 11-11-2018. Further drawing attention to the NEXT step!!! A Standing Wave between the Ionosphere and the surface….to power EVERYTHING. No more plugins, no power grids, EMP becomes a JOKE: Zenneck Wave Wireless Power Transmission. Nupower Development is the name of a company ALREADY doing it, Video here:

    God Bless America!!!!! God Bless the WORLD! THANK YOU Q AND Q+ History will remember what YOU did! All of Humanity is in your debt for freeing us!

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    1. EmeraldStar,

      Jordan Sather has been preaching about this FREE ENERGY for eons…

      I’ve been red pilled, mentioned it only once here I think.

      That’s not all the Cabal has kept hidden… or lied about.

      It’s more like… they have lied about everything.

      But that’s another story.

      For now, we must be vigilant… we must stand united.

      Cabal could disclose something big to try and cover up what’s coming… be prepared.

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      1. Thanks Daughn – I’ve missed you (all) too.

        I’ve got IRL stuff that I MUST give my attention to, so the pleasure of being here and conversing with everyone has to take a back seat.

        I’ll check in every once in a while!

        I hope your son’s project gets the green light (it’ll take a while, but it was genius!).

        Btw, you write very, VERY well – you draw the reader into your world. It’s an uncommon gift! I hope you pursue it.

        Take care …

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  6. Yikes! Have you seen this? Salt Lake Valley…suspect Harold Vincent Robinson wanted for knocking off some convenience stores starts driving around shooting at people and LEO’s out of the window of his truck…this is how it ended…

    That’s a lot of spent shells! Has this been on the news?

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      1. I’m wondering if there were innocent people inside that store. If so, that was excessive…even given the fact that the criminal was highly dangerous.

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      1. Barr walked into an AG’s DREAM JOB.

        – No election baggage
        – Honest president
        – Tons of bad guys who are now sitting ducks who targeted said president
        – Senate in hands of the good guys
        – House in the hands of the bad guys for only 2 more years
        – Your opponents are communist useful idiots of a foreign power or two

        I’d be grinning, too!!! 😀

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  9. Brian Cates has a THREAD on

    “The Horowitz/Huber tag team that Barr is going to make full use of now started long ago under Jeff Sessions.

    Remember, I’m on record about this. I wrote columns at Epoch starting in June of last year laying out all the stealth investigations that were going on under Sessions.

    It took me awhile to figure out what Sessions had set up, from the time Horowitz first surfaced in late Oct/early Nov. ’17 and started handing off his evidence to Congress, to the time Sessions wrote his letter to Congress informing them he’d assigned Huber to work with Horowitz.

    Sessions wrote that Huber/Horowitz letter to Congress in March, 2018. ”

    con’t at link

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  10. OT SD replied to our very own Marica….


    O’rly??? LOL

    Lemme tell you what I think about that, Sundan….

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        1. We know he did something. Sessions originally (November) tasked him to investigate to see if we needed an investigation. He was working 4 months before it was revealed to Congress. Has he continued? Maybe, on what, we don’t know. I don’t think it’s U1 because Toensig has said he has not spoken to her client Campbell. Then there’s Meadow’s WB hearing on CF that he missed, Huber had to re-request docs they sent him 6mos prior. On the other hand, this DOJ is extremely silent on EVERYTHING!!! We don’t hear about cases until indictments are filed. There’s a reason they don’t give info to Congress, they know it will leak. I am betting that Huber will be on the team Barr has assembled to investigate Russia Hoax. 😉

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