Dear MAGA: 20190401 Open Topic

This FISA FOOL’S DAY open thread is VERY OPEN – a place for everybody to post whatever they feel they would like to tell the White Hats, and the rest of the MAGA world.

You can say what you want, comment on what other people said, and so on.

Free Speech is practiced here. ENJOY IT. Use it or lose it.

Keep it civil. They tried to FORCE fake Orwellian civility on us. In response, we CHOOSE true civility to defend our precious FREEDOM from THEM.

Our rules began with the civility of the Old Treehouse, later to become the Wolverinian Empire, and one might say that we have RESTORED THE OLD REPUBLIC – the early high-interaction model of the Treehouse – except of course that Q discussion is not only allowed but encouraged, and speech is considerably freer in other ways. Please feel free to argue and disagree with the board owner, as nicely as possible.

Please also consider the Important Guidelines, outlined here in the January 1st open thread. Let’s not give the odious Internet Censors a reason to shut down this precious haven.

Remember – your greatest gift to President Trump is FIVE WORDS:


I think it’s also a good time to pray for our country – that there be some healing, but that there be some FIXING FIRST. Like our VSG says, this can never happen again. So let’s FIX IT RIGHT.

Our movement

Is about replacing

A failed


Political establishment

With a new government controlled

By you, the American People.

Candidate Donald J. Trump

Also consider Wheatie’s Rules:

  1. No food fights.
  2. No running with scissors.
  3. If you bring snacks, bring enough for everyone.

And though we’re going to be all serious about fixing things, let’s have some FUN today.

Who’s up for some BOWLING???!!! *wink*

No – “seriously” – if you have some good April Fool’s Day jokes, just LET ‘EM RIP!!!


624 thoughts on “Dear MAGA: 20190401 Open Topic

  1. Oh boy…..

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    1. Not so sure another bureaucrat will help.









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    2. not a CZAR! no, that’ll trigger the dems all over again…although I could totally see POTUS using that term and rubbing their faces in it and making jokes…

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      1. Just imagine what he could do if he insisted on pronouncing it “Tsar.” (Which is much, much closer to the Russian pronunciation than “zar” is. The C being silent, like in “rap”.)

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    3. I found this You Tub on OT and it is very interesting and we all know about it. The liberals have no clue and therfore Democrats can hoodwink them..

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  2. Not that anybody cares but I need to vent.
    I’m still cleaning out dad’s house and also got the disturbing but somehow NOT surprising news today that my bf who has been trying for over 2 yrs to get his social security benefits hasn’t been able because…wait for it..somebobody is using his SSN.
    He’s gone to SS offices in Memphis and San Diego numerous times. They always had been “working” on it. Today I guess he came unglued and demanded to know what the hold up was.
    In memphis most of the people he’s dealt with are practically imbecils, lazy and rude. In San Diego they were better but still had to “work” on it. Poor guy’s been bustin his ass while waiting.
    Now he’s got to get his birth cert and go back again next week.
    Round and round he goes wonder who’s using his # ????????

    He’s depressed and I’m about ready to blow a gasket

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    1. that’s awful!!

      I do not envy you having to clean out your father’s home. When my mother-in-law passed we enlisted our kids to help us clean our her home. My in laws were forever hiding money/savings bonds in the house-they believed in banks, sure, but you had to check every piece of clothing–every book–every nook and cranny! and they had drop ceilings in the basement–goodness the stuff we found up there…
      so I wish you well in your endeavor!

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    2. I bet the person who is using his SSN is some poor soul who came here illegally in search of honest work. We must be compassionate. (For maximum effect you must look at my mournful virtue-signalling facial expression as I say this.)

      Okay, in all seriousness that is horrible. Can he contact his Congress critters office and demand they look into it? Can he file a police report?

      I’m so sorry. Identity theft is a horror show to deal with and it sounds like you guys have enough on your plate right now.

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    3. Yes yes yes to everything you all said. Seriously we need to contact somebody. Who’s using it? How long? If it’s an freakin illegal ….smdh! The possibilities are endless…an illegal, his thieving psycho daughter or one of our outstanding (hah!) previous employees.
      I feel like I’m drowning in old stuff here and darn it not a single treasure to be found but I am checking pockets and books juuuust in case.

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      1. Your BF needs to sue every CA official that stand behind Sanctuary laws for aiding and abetting illegals and emotional stress due to someone (ie an illegal using his SS number). The LEGAL people of CA need to start a class action lawsuit against officials not upholding the Constitution and aiding and abetting foreigner nationals.


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      2. Molly,
        Just so happens that my 91 yo Father-in-law called me this morning to help him change his SSA check that is direct deposit to a different bank. He called SSA and they told him to go online; yea right my 91yo FIL doesn’t have a computer. I told him I would check on what to do and do it for him.

        Well it just so happens that a law was passed in 2013 that most, if not all Fed payments, including SSA , needed to be done that way or to a pre-paid credit card; essentially stopping all paper checks.

        So it should be easy to find out where these checks are being deposited and find the person getting his
        checks. Also in order to do this go to the link Kalbo provided and see if your bf can create his account if someone else hasn’t. If your bf can do that it should be no problem going in getting the bank information the check is going to. Then a case of Bank Fraud could be instigated.

        Or he could change the bank info to his bank then let the fool who stole his SS# deal with the SSA.
        This is a wild approach, but worth looking into. Exhausting legal means is encouraged.


    4. molly – thinking about you both, and all my best as everyone else here has stated…

      the sad fact of the matter here is this: we live in a country where it is actually HARDER to get through if you are going by the legal way, the “correct” ways, through the right channels of procedure. to be a citizen and attempt to navigate through the system is HARDER and filled with more obstacles than if you were undocumented.

      this is a fact. it is happening now. it is not new. but when you find out the direct way it affects someone (like the bf here in this case) and the HOOPS he has to jump through because someone is using his SSN. he did nothing wrong here. he is a citizen who is trying to go through the proper channels.

      and now, guess what, they want his BIRTH CERTIFICATE!?!?

      it is far easier to pass into the white house with less documents than for a citizen to be given their justly deserved SS benefits.

      this is never, ever, going to change while people still think they are “below” or “in subjection to” the ruling class and our “government”. they work for us.

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    5. Odds are, everyone here cares. Though, in my case nothing tangible I can offer.

      If BF hasn’t written and called both of his Senators, House Rep and White House. Ask for their assistance. All of them have staff detailed to help with Government problems.
      ^^^ May or may not help. Can’t hurt and is easy to do. ^^^
      If BF has a US passport, even expired, it may be good to bring to SS office.
      Just a few thoughts.

      Understand the pain. My son lost was a “shoe in” for a nice job. That is until the employer ran his SSN, and discovered someone else was also using his SSN.
      – Employer told him the problem. And my son’s potential for employment with them, was gone because of the SSN discrepancy.
      – He offered to bring in his birth certificate and US Passport as “proof” he was who he claimed to be.
      – Employer would not respond beyond the employment opportunity was not available to him.

      All of that aside, I would suggest everyone who contributes or contributed to SS, check their SS earnings every year. Updated statements are available annually. Latest statement can be viewed online.

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  3. In the recent past, when Q posted stuff about the Denver Airport, we had a discussion about Lockheed and Martin Marietta and the stars on their logos, and the strange connections to all sorts of stuff.

    Well, today I came across a thread by @40_head that ties some of it together, and makes a case for what or who *might* be behind Boeing’s troubles that is leading to bad publicity. It’s worth a read as are the articles linked to it. The truth is out there, the question is how does this contribute to finding it.

    There’s a lot of aerospace companies and defense contractors out there.
    11. But, there’s only one that’s truly in competition with Boeing at a billion dollar level. Lockheed Martin (LM).

    Is it possible LM would do something so terrible as to purposefully crash Boeing aircraft in order to discourage future business and investments in Boeing?
    12. LM would have to be a pretty nefarious group to do so. Maybe we should learn more about them?

    Lockheed was founded in 1926. It went through a varied amount of success and failures and was at the heart of numerous scandals that included bribery, money laundering, contract…
    13. …deadline failures, cost overruns and even potential cases of treason and espionage by violating sanctions with nations the US considered to be enemies. Several times Lockheed has provided plans or aircraft to nations the US has forbidden to receive such technology.
    14. From 1950 – 1970 Lockheed was involved in a massive black market money laundering scheme and they shared intel with numerous nations the US had prohibited aerospace business dealings with. They’ve been fined repeatedly by US courts for illegal and underhanded dealings.
    15. “Lockheed, which had to be bailed out by the federal government in the 1970s, has been involved in numerous controversies involving questionable foreign payments, cost-overruns, over billing of the federal government, race and age discrimination, and environmental racism.
    16. The Project On Government Oversight’s Federal Contractor Misconduct Database has 58 entries for Lockheed involving more than $600 million in fines, damages and other payments.”

    They’ve been reprimanded and/or fined 58 times for violations!
    17. A man by the name of Bruce Aitken, aka Mr Clean, is one of the world’s most notorious money launderers. For decades he moved cash, defrauded customers, sold things he didn’t own, and moved illegally earned money around the world for dozens and dozens of nefarious groups.
    18. The CIA and Lockheed were two of his main contacts.

    “According to Aitken, these payments were responsible for the Lockheed bribery scandals, which included a string of illicit payments between the late 1950s and 1970s, and involved the US firm Lockheed and the sale of an…
    19. …aircraft to Japan. He said the US consulate in Hong Kong was giving the orders…It was from the CIA. We made the payment to the Lockheed vice-president and somehow the money ended up in the Japanese prime minister’s hands,” he said.”

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    1. DP Here are a couple of links you might find interesting. Marilyn Hewson and James Comey both make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

      Lockheed Martin executives break silence over Khashoggi killing and their business with Saudi Arabia
      By Aaron Gregg

      Lockheed Whistleblower — When I faced James Comey
      Michael DeKortFollow
      Nov 20, 2017
      View at

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    2. DP, I just found this a few minutes ago. Somehow it all fits together nicely.

      April 1, 2019 / 2:32 PM / Updated 2 hours ago
      U.S. halts F-35 equipment to Turkey, protests its plans to buy from Russia
      Mike Stone, Humeyra Pamuk

      WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The United States has halted delivery of equipment related to the stealthy F-35 fighter aircraft to Turkey, marking the first concrete U.S. step to block delivery of the jet to the NATO ally in light of Ankara’s planned purchase of a Russian missile defense system.

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      1. 🙂

        It is reassuring to know that it was probably not me, but just my association with Breitbart.

        Thought maybe I had broken a rule.

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    1. It’s WP – not QTH.

      I’ve had trouble with WP when they don’t want a particular issue posted.

      Try disabling the link with an asterisk on the front end.

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        1. Thank you Wolf!!!

          I never would have thought of that being the problem…especially (understandable since WordPress is AI) since the Pope said it.

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  4. Great THread by Clandestine Rosenstein–AKA Sneaky Rod

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  5. Summary of border situation from GOP Chairwoman:

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    1. Don’t press your luck, Mexico!

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    1. I thought Obama fixed all the interstate bridges with his shovel ready jobs and 831 billion stimulus money with the American Recovery and Relief Act of 2009 that had 27.5 billion earmarked for highways and bridges. Guess not. Go figure.

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      1. Democrats never use funds for actual projects and they don’t adhere to specifications ever. They cheat, steal, lie, bribe, cut quality and never build bridges, roads, levees to true specs.

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  6. It’s not Armageddon, it’s an Armacado!
    Fox Biz and the Chamber of Commerce are having a MELTDOWN because President Trump threatened to close the border.
    Guess how serious the problem is…?
    They always lead with the big bombshell first.
    Are you ready?
    In THREE WEEKS we could run out of Avocados.
    Perish the thought.

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    1. This is almost as traumatizing as my conversation with a fishmonger earlier today.

      In answer to my concerns about parasites in fish, he said not to worry about this. “They are just nematodes” he said patronizingly. “Just soak the fish in water and the worms will swim out”. 🤢

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        1. I had looked this up after a previous incident wherein I was thinking that I might have undercooked cod (bought at Whole Foods) and been horrified to find mine had not been previously frozen and that cod are among the worst offenders. (Pictures helpfully illustrated the findings on the net)

          This sparked today’s conversation with the fishmonger.

          Because of recent health problems, we have been eating more plant based meals accompanied by more fish, chicken and lesser amounts of red meat.

          Since the cod incident, I have been consistently over cooking the fish.

          Think I will just keep on doing this.

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    2. Seriously, i love my avocados, but they used to all come from CA, until mexico undercut our industry. Perhaps the growers shouldvthen pressure their socialist presidente to do his job. Or is he?

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      1. I love them, but not worth 4 million illegals a year and 120 billion in expenses.
        What do you suppose….
        ……. given three weeks. I could find s’more avocados.

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        1. Start growing more here again. Geez. It will take some years and have a limited supply but Mr Gil said in times of war you make sacrifices. we are in a huge invasion!

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      2. Grocery stores sell bags of frozen cubed avocados. You can stock up now in preparation for the worst case scenario, and if it doesn’t come to pass, you still have avocados on hand.

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      1. Movie was expected to do 3 million on opening weekend, but did over 6 million!

        And people were really unhappy about Twitter messing with them following the movie.

        The left does tend to overreach.

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      1. “After completing the film’s production, Bratcher discovered that her mother was moments away from aborting her as an unborn child.

        “As I started explaining to [my mother] what the movie was about, my mom just completely broke down, and she was sobbing through the film,” recalled Bratcher. “She told me, ‘Ashley, I need to tell you something I’ve never told you before. What you don’t know is that when I was 19, I was in the clinic for the second time, I had my name called. I was on the table being examined by a very pregnant nurse. I got very sick to my stomach, and I knew I couldn’t go through with it. I got up, and I walked out, and I chose to have you.’ It just completely rocked my world, because I had no idea.”

        Bratcher described the importance of Unplanned.

        “For the first time, America has to come face-to-face with the victim, here,” declared Bratcher. “You have to look that baby in the face as it’s being aborted. And the only other thing that’s ever done anything like this was a movie a long time ago called Silent Screen, and it was when ultrasound came about, and it showed an ultrasound-guided abortion, which is what Abby saw, and people are terrified to look at that, but we need to face it as a society. And if we don’t — if we turn a blind eye — that’s regression. … To move forward, we have to come face-to-face with this.”

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  7. Made me cry, in a sweet way.
    Five kids in Nebraska, standing in a field, jumping up and down, cheering, as semi after semi rolls in to deliver hay and feed for our nation’s livestock.

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    1. It is soooooo shameful that this whole story isn’t more widely reported. But we did people of the heartland got this …….


    1. I was just listening to the segment of EWTN’s “Journey Home” in 2014 when Abby Johnson talked about her conversion story, and she said something interesting. When people are praying on the sidewalks, especially clergy, there is a 75% no show rate for women who have abortion appointments.

      It really works.

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      1. The main stream media would consider that kind of praying as extreme right wing violence…

        …while they simultaneously ignore what’s taking place inside the building.

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  8. LMAO. The Canadians have a $.04/gallon CARBON TAX which went into effect today and the Canadians are PI$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ED.
    The comments have been hilarious all day long.
    This meme is my favorite.
    Talking about Canada’s “UNEMPLOYED” trees.
    All 500+ BILLION of them.

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    1. I read long ago that female SS agents refused assignment to him… he would grope them, slap them on the bottom. A real nice guy, doncha know.

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    1. I started reading that and immediately got creeped out. You couldn’t pay me enough to do the deed with Comrade Bill or the rest of those icky guys. Shudder.

      Although honestly the point being made by Jeffrey Lord hits kind of close to home. Seriously, any more you have to wonder if that is next??? If Beto proposed it they’d all be rushing out and chirping in chorus that it was the most importantest thing ever and we must do this now.

      Right up there with cow farts.

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  11. Ladies, if your DH’s were feeling vulnerable and in need of a cuddle, wouldn’t you rather give it to them than have them seek it out from some group of men? I just don’t get it. I just wasn’t made for these times.

    “Members of the “Men’s Therapeutic Cuddle Group” in Pennsylvania are fighting “toxic masculinity” by cozying up with one another.

    According to a report from the Philly Inquirer, a group of men in Pennsylvania is getting together twice a month to cuddle. The group was formed to combat “toxic” expressions of masculinity and heal past trauma.

    The cuddle group was established to allow men to be more vulnerable. According to some on the left, men have been indoctrinated to believe that showing their emotions is a sign of weakness….”

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    1. “I just wasn’t made for these times.”
      No one was made for times like that. It’s not normal and it’s not healthy. Sickness is being pumped into our society and is seeping in wherever an opening is given. We have to call it out.

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    2. Six guys… soy boys… getting news coverage ?

      Here’s a VERY short list of MASCULINE men… can you imagine even ONE of them opting to form a “cuddle group” ???????????

      Didn’t think so…

      Paul Newman
      Clint Eastwood
      Denzel Washington
      James Coburn (added this one for you Sylvia)
      Tommy Lee Jones
      Steve McQueen
      Brad Pitt
      Will Smith
      Jeff Bridges
      Sylvester Stallone

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    3. It’s interesting to me that socialism tries to recreate all the aspects of the RELIGION that it undermines (in this case, the gentler aspects of masculinity which are promoted by peaceful religions), but it just does it so BADLY.

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      1. There is also the fact that Ø and H> and the Democrat handlers didn’t straighten him out. It seemed harmless, normal to those who were or were ok with child abusers/exploiters.

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    1. I believe this Nxivm thing is even bigger than what we imagine it to be…I hope those sickos they already have incarcerated are spilling the beans on the big money and names behind the scenes.

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      1. She gave up the names of others… very big names are involved.

        Children are involved in this mess… MSM doesn’t mention that.

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  13. I predict one of the biggest obstacles moving forward will be efforts by some (even Barr) to protect the institution of the FIB… it’s rotten to the floor, BUT we must protect an ‘ideal’ … don’t want the ‘people’ traumatized. BS !!!

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  14. The camel is waay under the tent~

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    1. As Q says these people are sick!! After reading linked articles, watching linked videos, and being nauseated I am going to go PRAY! Boy howdy those demon people are truly living as “in the days of Noah” and they owe Sodom and Gomorrah an apology!


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